It’s been ages (four weeks, to be precise) since my last book giveaway, and I’m feeling particularly generous right now on account of a certain kind soul who has just promised me (well, I kind of talked her into it) a copy of Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid on Earth as an early birthday gift, so I thought it’s time I give away another book to my dear followers and readers (yes, all eighteen of you).

For the last couple of giveaways that I had, I decided to share my extra copies of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland and Ilustrado with the winners. This time I’m putting an impossibly heavy copy of Robert Ludlum’s Bourne Trilogy up for grabs, even though it’s the only copy I have. I got this for free from the good folks over at Fully Booked almost three years ago. A collection of all three original Bourne novels (The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, and The Bourne Ultimatum), this costs quite a fortune, but I’m afraid that with my disinclination towards spy fiction and my evergrowing pile of to-be-read non-spy fiction books I’ll never get around to reading it. Also, given its massive weight, it’s a pain to carry every time I move house.

I’m letting go of this book, not without rue, in the hope that whoever wins it will actually read it and devour all 1400 purportedly thrilling pages of it. If you think you have the fortitude to do so, or if you like the Bourne film trilogy starring Matt Damon and want to read the books they’re based on, or if you just fancy owning a two-inch thick doorstop, your mission is to head on over to this Secret Agent Name Generator site then come back here and reply, reblog, or leave a comment with your smashing secret agent name. All secret agent name entries will be randomized via Random.org at the end of the month to determine the winner, and the book will be shipped to the winner’s secret headquarters (Philippine addresses only, please) within the first week of next month. End of transmission.

P.S. The name’s White, Cole White.