Good afternoon, Agent 00000. The image you are... • The Automaton

Good afternoon, Agent 00000. The image you are looking at is a screenshot of the result of the list randomization performed within the last ten minutes to determine the winner of a recent competition giving out a copy of The Bourne Trilogy by renowned conspiracy theorist and couples counselor Robert Ludlum. The operation was a mild success, with your name, Agent 00000 aka Thunderbed, coming out on top of the resultant list, a spot arbitrarily chosen to be the position of the winning entry. Your mission, Thunderbed, should you choose to accept it is to inform me of your coordinates by leaving a message here. The package will be delivered to your specified address within the next 168 hours.

Unfortunately, this post will not self-destruct in five seconds. It will instead link to this clip from the acclaimed 2008 spy-fi film, Get Smart, a clip showing a scene which may or may not be an accurate depiction of your reaction upon reading this slightly congratulatory message.